Re: The Talk(s) I didn't expect
Posted by Muddybootsnlevis on January 01, 2021 at 20:56:00
In Reply to: The Talk(s) I didn't expect posted by Wetnboy on December 30, 2020 at 20:16:49:
OMG, the memories came flooding back when I read your story! Very similar story here.
I was having frequent wet dreams and found myself with sticky underpants often in the morning. Dad took me down to the basement for a talk about my mom having to do the laundry with the "stains" in my underwear. He told me to be careful.
OK, so I have this new found thing going on with my body and my ignorant young mind is wondering if I could somehow get my mom pregnant by her handling my stained underpants. But in retrospect, that was dad giving me the shortest version of the birds and bees on record.
By the time I was in high school earning some money I bought some jeans for wet and muddy play when my parents were not home. That way any stains would be in the jeans and not my underpants. This led to me learning about the joys of going commando in my jeans.
I would rinse them in the laundry tub, wring them out by hand and hang the damp jeans on a hook on the back of my bedroom door. And, of course, they got a musty smell. So, of course, my mom discovered them.
I got "the talk" - but it was about drying clothes properly so they did not get musty. I was mortified that my "secret" jeans were discovered. So on my own I started using the washer and dryer when my parents were not home. But then I got busted for that when I forgot to turn off the water valves for the washer when I was done.
Credit to my mom, she then showed me how to properly use the washer and dryer and turn off the water valves when I was done.
Looking back to all of these incidents growing up, I now know that my mom figured out a whole lot more about what was going on than she ever let on. Thanks mom.